Funny Good Morning Messages, Wishes & Quotes

Start your day with a smile on face. You can easily make your dear ones laugh in the morning if you want to. Here are some funny good morning messages for your friends or lovers to wish them good morning in the funniest way possible. Make his/her day just by sending them a hilarious good morning text right when they wake up. Your good morning greetings can make a big difference in their life. You may like Funny Good Morning Wishes Messages Images from here..

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Funny Good Morning Messages

Good morning, dear. I know you have so many goals to start the day with. Rising early is not one of them.

I was the richest person in the world, and then it happened. The alarm bell rang. Good morning!

Good morning. Start the day with a fart just like any other day!

Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.

Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning!

Life is full of stress and troubles. Don’t get off your bed if you want a good day. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life from happening to you!

Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!

If the world was kind to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Good morning to everyone living in this cruel, unjust world.

I was about to say ‘shut up and go to sleep’ to all the early risers, but it’s not socially acceptable. So, good morning!

Good morning to the one who just earned one more day to have the privilege of spending time with me. I love you.

The saddest part of the morning is waking up realizing it’s not a holiday. Gonna spend the whole day with the same old routine. Good morning!

Funny Good Morning Messages for Him

I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!

Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you! Funny Good Morning Wishes Messages Images

Don’t make me rise so early by sending good morning texts. I want to dream more about you and me.

It was a dream where you and I were spending some time together. Then the alarm clock interfered, and thank God for saving me!

A very good morning, sweetheart; you are like a piece of bacon to my egg and a sweet syrup in the pancake. Sometimes you act like a pinch of salt in my tea; anyhow, I can bear it. Love you, my support system.

Good luck to your waking up at the noon, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then going back to sleep again thinking it’s still early in the morning.

You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!

Your good morning text is my motivation to start every day. Don’t ever forget to text me in the morning unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning!

You’re a charming prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning!

Hello my love, may you have a beautiful morning. But definitely, morning is not as attractive as I am. Anyways enjoy your morning. Funny Good Morning Wishes Messages Images

Funny Good Morning Messages for Her

I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interest! Good morning!

I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!

Good Morning! Please wake up and be thankful for a husband like me!

You really need to learn how to wake up early and make a fragrant cup of coffee for your boyfriend. Good morning!

Since you’re not a cup of coffee, why should I wake up early?

It’s ok to feel tired after a long sleep darling, even the heavy cows feel dizzy while standing. Good morning!

I was making a bed tea for you when the alarm rang, and I woke up. Sorry, darling, now you have to make your own coffee. Good morning.

Funny Good Morning Wishes for Friends

Good morning dear friend. You’re alive and well, what an unpleasant surprise!

Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!

A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!

Wishing you good morning right at the beginning of another stressful day.

I heard you’re having a tough time with your alarm clock. It happens when you’re having an affair with your bed. Good morning mate!

You’re definitely not the kind of person who wakes up early in the morning and sends a good morning text to a friend. So, I’m the one who’s playing the role. Good morning!

Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!

Good morning and thank you for one more day of knowing me to the core but still not leaving me. You’re a good friend indeed!